[Fastest H-Town Realtor]

A complete waste of 5 minutes of my life I will never get back. I understand the need to spice up the written word. But this guy never even seems to have one sentence without over compensating with witty junior high school smack for the lack of depth in this story. Even though i do agree with most of his comments, less the dear H2, if there is a journalistic license, his needs to be revoked.

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/?p=6163


7. Hummer H2 - According to its detractors, the H2 represents everything that?s wrong with SUVs. We agree. The H2?s immense charisma has vanished as quickly as hopes for rapid fire nation building you-know-where. All that's left (automotively speaking) is a huge, slow, thirsty, ungainly five-year-old truck based on an eight-year-old platform. Sure, the H2 is great off road? as long it?s a double wide path. Meanwhile, you might as wear a freshly-bludgeoned baby seal as drive this big rig. How great is that? - JB
6. Hummer H3 - The H3 is a 4700lbs. truck with a 220 horsepower five-cylinder engine. For those of you who don?t count rivets for fun, the H2?s baby brother is thirstier than Lindsay Lohan fresh out of rehab, slower than continental drift and rougher than Class VI rapids. Its gangsta style portals severely limit visibility and the back seat is adult aversive. Hell, it?s not even available in Jackass Yellow. No, you take it off-road. I?m buying a Cherokee. - JB