[ChiHummer3]

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her
that her hair smells nice.
after a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes
her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and
states thatshe wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision
and asks, "what's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you
your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."