Texas DRINKING RULE
> > > A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out
> > > his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
> > >
> > > He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the
> > same glass twice."
> > >
> > >
> > > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into
> > the air,
> > > pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have
> > so
> > > much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass
> > twice either."
> > >
> > > The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
> > > glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and
> > catches
> > > his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
> > that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
> > > God Bless America
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