Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide . .. Let's see now...
-No Christmas
-No television
-No cheerleaders
-No car races
-No football
-No soccer
-No golf
-No tailgate parties
-No K Mart
-No Bunnings
-No pork BBQ
-No hot dogs
-No burgers
-No chocolate chip cookies
-No lobster
-No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
-No nachos
-No Beer nuts
-No Beer !!!!!!!!
-Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
-Constant wailing from the guy next-door because
he's sick and there are no doctors.
-Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
-More than one wife.
-You can't shave.
-Your wives can't shave.
-You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel dung.
-The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at
all times.
-Your bride is picked by someone else.
-She smells just like your donkey.
-But your donkey has a better disposition.
-Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
-I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
