[Big Dad]

Yep, and there's no porn allowed either!

I always thought we could have won the first Gulf war faster than what we did if we would have air dropped a million pounds of ribs, with a million porn rags and some cheap beer, a week in advance. Those guys would be so docile from sitting around eating, drinking, (a few million dollars worth) and abusing Farah Fist that they would have probably saved us a few billion dollars in weapons costs.