[tanklizard]

It looks like you could have alot of fun with this site. Take Richard Mongler for instance:
http://dontdatehimgirl.com/cheater_view/66688/

So I met this guy who worked at starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask him on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. He was a year older than me but I didn't really care, he was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and he slowly unzipped my jeans, he reaches inside and starts kissing his way down my chest, he finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" He replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So he sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! He zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"