[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by CONRAD II

On two seperate occasions this weakend HATERS had to add their .02!
The first time was as I walked in to this party. I overhear some guy at a table near the front say, "Hey, look at that HUMMER!" Then some other guy at the table says, "Is that a real Hummer?" Without a moment of pause some jackass snickers and blurts out, "Ha ha NOOOOOO Way."
Then, last night after church on the way to my girlfriends house I pass two fat women smoking on their porch. On lady screams at me, "Nice Car...... But its stupid though....." I just thought to myself, keep smoking A$$HO&E!

I think were even with the fat porch smoking pigs!

That's ok...I got out of mine and this young hottie says "I like your Hummer, I've never driven one though...."

I'm married and all I could think was...how about hummin the driver...ever done that?!

I replied with...thanks!