[mdoyle]

We took the whole family to the movies a while back and after sitting down I noticed the strong stench of crap. The theatre had those steep riser seats so I'm sitting there wondering if a baby near by has a full diaper, or one of the senior citizens has a full diaper, or where on Earth the smell is coming from.

After the movie lets out, we head to the lobby and I notice the bottom of one of my shoes is completely full of yellow dog crap. It was a New Balance with that hollow arch and it was packed full.

All I could think about was those poor bastards sitting in front of me at about foot level.