So tonight I went to my 20 year high school reunion. It was neat, sorta trippy, but good. After the evening was over and we were on the way out:
I was driving through the hotel parking lot when out from the front lobby doors walks about 6 of the former hottest gals from my class. It's like a dream come true. Several of them eye the bad-ass Hummer coming along...I roll down the window to say goodnite to some of them...the dialog runs like this:
One of them: "Oh, a Hummer.....I love them so much" (all admiring)
Me: "goodnight....see ya in another decade"
One of them: "Oh my God....YOU drive a Hummer!!!"
Another one of them: "Steve, you got a Hummer?!!!"
Another one of them: "I want a Hummer, give me your Hummer"
Me: "You want my Hummer....you give me a Hummer first and we'll talk about it"..(as I drove on by)
Felt good like I knew it would,
My wife slapped me a bit....but that pain lasted for a few moments...the memory of that incident will last a bit longer.