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Old 06-18-2012, 03:00 PM
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Default Re: Amazing

Quote:
Originally Posted by NJ H2
I know for a fact that you can get at 15 MPG in a HUMMER H2 as long as you:
1. Are the only person in the Vehicle
2. Have less that 1/2 tank of fuel
3. Drive to and from work downhill
4. Fold in your mirrors
5. Be in a vacuum
6. and last but not least: Install the Tornado

What say all the neigh sayers now?
To hell with all that...just coat the front of the vehicle with Vaseline...you'll slip through the air. It's a guaranteed +5 on your MPG.

Quote:
Originally Posted by PaHumBug
Don't forget Spanky's moon rocks. Guru had sooo much luck with the trial...
And it's not Spanky...LOL...it's starkey188. You make it sound like I got my moon rocks from the Little Rascals. My sh!t was legit...he even sent me the pic of him collecting them:



http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...ght=moon+rocks
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