Chrome is bad- too much chrome is VERY bad!!! You're WAY past VERY bad and well into the hope you die territory.
I take it you're a bad driver and that's why you needed a little R2D2 in your center console to help you drive. And what's with the anal probe for a gear selector? It looks like something JeepChick could use.
FYI this wasn't even a heat lamp treatment so don't get excited.