You can totally redeem yourself by posting pictures of said sorority girls on your ever-so-cool inflatable mattress. Fat chicks do not count nor do trashy Daytona party girls. Girls with a tramp stamp (lower back tatoo) are also automatically disqualified.
Yes, there is absolutely some thing wrong with being Egyptian. You should feel terrible about it.
Have fun trolling for tang on the Redneck Riviera.