So, you've got Eco Terrorists giving you a hard time... Well I found just the thing to take the wind out of their solar sails:
TERRAPASS.
I was in a doctors office reading a MotorTrend long term test on a Porsche Cayenne and came across the accessories they had gotten for it. One of the things was this terrapass.
It works like this. You buy the appropriate pass for your truck and they guarantee that that amount is invested in clean energy. So you get your Hummer, the environment is cleaned, and the Eco Terrorists (Sierra Club, Green Peace, etc) get a big fat pfffffpt in the face when they give you a hard time! Win/Win situation
Okay, so maybe not the best thing since sliced bread, but not a bad thing at all. What do you think?