I had a guy roll up on his "little rascal" and ask me how I liked my H2. That was no big deal, until he commented that he was thinking about buying one.
(I'm desperately trying not to laugh at this point, I was thinking his dog might be trained to eat people that laugh) My reply was, "Do you think you'll be able to climb in it?" He said he could probably do it, but then he wanted to know the million dollar question: "How much does one of these cost?" I swear its true!
I was in front of West Marine at the time.