Yikes. You have less than no chance of outrunning an esalade. Those things are fast.
Hummers are so slow, that today when i swapped my truck for a 'vette (just for the day), i literally scared the crap out of myself merging onto the interstate. I almost had to change.
The fastest i've ever had my H2 going is just under 80, which was in an alfalfa field a few days ago.
