NEED HELP PLEASE!!!!

[H2Finally]

Originally Posted by H2Finally

I shall get the love of my life to put on her Chanel sunnies, lean her seat all the way back, and just admire her diamond rings(sss).

My good buddies, I am sad to say this solution does NOT work. I've even tried CO Hummer's suggestion of turning the passenger seat around. But the problem was the almost-accidents I constantly get into, for being constantly distracted by how divinely adorable and gorgeous my venus goddess looks sittin pretty over there!!

Please, won't someone help a bro in need??

[Jesus Christ]

Why the pusuit of such trivial things? Your love for each other should suffice.

[Orbital H2]

Originally Posted by PARAGON

Wouldn't that depend on processor speed and don't forget immediate luminosity since cloud cover could reduce said glare.

Yes, but get a 32 processor 3.2 Ghz Silly G to process the info and and a link in to the NOAA with a direct feed to the NPOSAS/ATMS and SSMIS satellites to get up to date atmospheric conditions.

Originally Posted by PARAGON

I still say scratch it up to diffuse the reflection.

That sounds way too complicated for me to get my mind around.

[Orbital H2]

Originally Posted by H2Finally

Sounds simple enough. Gotta give it a try.

The crucial question is, will I need an alignment after?

Of course you will., you won't even have to use a theodolite alignment because they have those new fandangled laser alignment systems now-a-days

[H2Finally]

Very sorry to bring up an old thread..

But my good buddies, I am once again desperately in need of your expertise...!

You see, I did manage to solve the earlier problem by the simple and cost-saving method of simply NOT washing my rig. The accumulation of road grime, dust, some mud, and bug splatter nicely cuts the glare from my BLING BLING chrome wiper, with OUT having to resort to the (horror!) blacking out of my rig. Here in SoCal, where it NEVER rains, this solution works very well 11 out of 12 months

BUT...

I have grown tired of cleaning the not easy to clean, always dirty and yucky black rubber cup holder insert, and thought, "why not cover it with a bit of BLING BLING??", even though I have promised my lovely princess that I am DONE modding my beautifully modded H2!

So in a state of momentary weakness, I purchased and added another itty bitty bit of BLING BLING, a SOLID BILLET TRIPLE CHROMED cup holder insert!! WOO HOO!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PC OF CRAFTMANSHIP!! (so I thought at the time..)

Alas, my joy was short-lived.

On another nice sunny afternoon (and of which unfortunately (in this case) they are a-plenty here in SoCal), there I was minding my own business cruisin' down Pacific Coast Hwy, when lo and behold WHAM!!! The sun hits my BLING BLING TRIPLE CHROMED cup holder and reflects the glare to MY EYES!! I had to do a major swerve & slam on brakes to avoid climbing what I-thought-was-a-speed-bump-but-turned-out to-be-a-small-Prius!

The problem, I discovered, is that since this is INSIDE the Hummer, and I am, by nature, a clean (if not very neat) person, I can't simply keep this interior BLING BLING covered in a nice layer of mud!!

So my good buddies, I implore you! Help a brah out! What can I possibly do to to cut THIS interior glare with OUT (shudder!) going back to black?!! Am I forever doomed to live with this danger?!! (Even though "danger" IS my middle name..). PLEASE! WHAT DO I DO????!!

As always, mucho obliged for any SERIOUS answers (ONLY!). PLEASE...!

[O3H3]

Originally Posted by dochummer

.........or a good blindfold...

Yep, handcuffs and a gag-ball too. Sounds like a swell gal.

[tower]

Originally Posted by H2Finally

I tell yall, my very first impluse was to layer parts of my BLING with my beloved electrical tape.

Okay, Horace, who is your beloved? Is it Em', your wipers or your electrical tape. Or are you cheating on all of them?

Originally Posted by H2Finally

So my good buddies, I implore you! Help a brah out! What can I possibly do to to cut THIS interior glare with OUT (shudder!) going back to black?!! Am I forever doomed to live with this danger?!! (Even though "danger" IS my middle name..). PLEASE! WHAT DO I DO????!!

As always, mucho obliged for any SERIOUS answers (ONLY!). PLEASE...!

Close the Sunroof!

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by HummBob

2 words(maybe 1??)

RAY BANS

Agreed...and if that don't work that awesome beast comes with electric seats right...just lower her seat. And tell her to leave it alone!