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Old 12-07-2006, 10:12 PM
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Why do nipples get hard when it's cold and peni don't?

I understand why the balls go up but what about the penis.




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Old 12-07-2006, 10:20 PM
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Why do nipples get hard when it's cold and peni don't?

I understand why the balls go up but what about the penis.




because the body contracts the skin to make goosebumps which makes your hair stand up. Upon contraction, a nipple hardens because they are not far from being one big goosebump
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:30 PM
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Shouldn't all erectile tissue get hard?



Lemme ask-
Have any of your dicks been out in the cold long enough?- let it get cold or do you just keep it warm.... or have you been embarrassed thinking it was just a happenstance bone?

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Old 12-07-2006, 10:32 PM
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Default Re: I doon get it.

I'll go stick mine in the snow and get back to you on that one.
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:33 PM
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Why do nipples get hard when it's cold and peni don't?

I understand why the balls go up but what about the penis.





Are you in need of a new hobby?Try ballroom dancing or something.
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:33 PM
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Always reminds me of Seinfeld.


George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like laundry?
Jerry: Like when a man is exposed to water... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?!
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:34 PM
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WULL! I was just wondering.
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WULL! I was just wondering.

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Tis morning my turtle was scared sh*tless. Hopefully not into permanent hibernation. Maybe the wifey can coax him out for a little Breast Cancer prevention .
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Why do nipples get hard when it's cold and peni don't?

I'm not sure I understand your question. Please post your pics for clarification.
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Tis morning my turtle was scared sh*tless. Hopefully not into permanent hibernation. Maybe the wifey can coax him out for a little Breast Cancer prevention .
LMAO!!!!

Personally, I prefer to keep it toasty warm.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:30 AM
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Okay, you guys go first.
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Okay, you guys go first.
Whats there to see? They just look like a hairy woman.
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Okay, you guys go first.

Here's a shot at my nipples. As you can see, they are always erect.

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Old 12-08-2006, 05:22 AM
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Dennis your breasts look like little pigs or something.

And I was speaking of the shrinkage pics.
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All I can Say is God thats one ugghhly picture. I hope you faked it otherwise get an appointment with a plastic surgeon post haste. The Rebel.
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