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10-09-2006, 04:51 PM
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Get me a Beer
A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
a beer.
He gulped it down too, and said, "Quick, another beer,
it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to! me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
ironall day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started."
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10-09-2006, 05:29 PM
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Re: Get me a Beer
 Thats funny.
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10-09-2006, 08:01 PM
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Re: Get me a Beer
ROFLOL!!! 
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10-09-2006, 10:30 PM
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Re: Get me a Beer
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10-09-2006, 10:49 PM
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Re: Get me a Beer
Poor CP. 
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10-09-2006, 11:02 PM
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Re: Get me a Beer
Damn, sounds like someone's been listening outside my window. 
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10-10-2006, 01:42 AM
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Re: Get me a Beer
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Too funny
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10-10-2006, 03:26 AM
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Re: Get me a Beer
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10-10-2006, 04:09 AM
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Re: Get me a Beer
what if you dont like beer??
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10-10-2006, 06:30 AM
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Re: Get me a Beer
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Originally Posted by Agriv8r
what if you dont like beer??
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Tell her to mix some chit and bring it to you! 
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10-10-2006, 04:55 PM
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Tell her to mix some chit and bring it to you! |
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10-11-2006, 12:30 AM
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Re: Get me a Beer
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