The Official Tower is a stroked out A-Hole Thread

[Sewie]

Originally Posted by H2Blondie

...strapped up the Launch Pad? Please explain.

Steep but easy section of Golden Spike. Captain SuperWheeler gets about 2/3 of the way up and stops. When he tries to get going again he starts sliding sideways cause he can't get traction. He started to back down, and likely would've rolled, until everyone screamed for him to stop and we hooked up the strap and pulled him up.

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by Sewie

Steep but easy section of Golden Spike. Captain SuperWheeler gets about 2/3 of the way up and stops. When he tries to get going again he starts sliding sideways cause he can't get traction. He started to back down, and likely would've rolled, until everyone screamed for him to stop and we hooked up the strap and pulled him up.

Was this before or after he was pissing & moaning on the trail? Anyone have pictures or video?

[Sewie]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Was this before or after he was pissing & moaning on the trail? Anyone have pictures or video?

Before......and after.

[DRTYFN]

Is there any audio or video footage of the fat whining bastard?

[Birdman]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Is there any audio or video footage of the fat whining bastard?

I saw some crude footage of him. It's was hard to watch. But I can't tell whether the it was the camera or tower shaking.

[Geraldo]

My camerababe got some footage, but I removed it because he was taking away from me. Nobody takes camera time away from me.