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#1
06-02-2007, 04:26 PM
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Auto-Toilet
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06-02-2007, 05:28 PM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
Here are some other toilets.
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#4
06-02-2007, 05:41 PM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
That is so gross.
See! you guys have to be coaxed into pissing where you are supposed to. They do studies on it because you guys can't piss right (or straight rather, pissing right or left is precisely what you do)?! Why can't you all pee nicely? You're happy to piss straight just to piss on a poor fly?
PS- Why do you all have kitty/moth ball things in your urinal potties? Is that something to pee on like a game? Gawd! You all are so GROSS!!
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06-02-2007, 06:42 PM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
That is so gross.
See! you guys have to be coaxed into pissing where you are supposed to. They do studies on it because you guys can't piss right (or straight rather, pissing right or left is precisely what you do)?! Why can't you all pee nicely? You're happy to piss straight just to piss on a poor fly?
PS- Why do you all have kitty/moth ball things in your urinal potties? Is that something to pee on like a game? Gawd! You all are so GROSS!!
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06-02-2007, 07:36 PM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
That is so gross.
See! you guys have to be coaxed into pissing where you are supposed to. They do studies on it because you guys can't piss right (or straight rather, pissing right or left is precisely what you do)?! Why can't you all pee nicely? You're happy to piss straight just to piss on a poor fly?
PS- Why do you all have kitty/moth ball things in your urinal potties? Is that something to pee on like a game? Gawd! You all are so GROSS!!
no need to get pissed off.....
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06-03-2007, 12:44 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
what a collection.
#9
06-03-2007, 12:55 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
At home I sit when I pee. Especially when I'm half asleep. Pulblic johns I don't care. I'll coat that seat for the next poor sap.
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#10
06-03-2007, 01:36 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
Quote:
Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
That is so gross.
See! you guys have to be coaxed into pissing where you are supposed to. They do studies on it because you guys can't piss right (or straight rather, pissing right or left is precisely what you do)?! Why can't you all pee nicely? You're happy to piss straight just to piss on a poor fly?
That's nothing. At one the poker rooms in San Jose, they lay newspaper under the urinals. 
All the AZNs that go there can't seem to make it into the urinal. 
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06-03-2007, 01:54 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
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Originally Posted by Sewie
That's nothing. At one the poker rooms in San Jose, they lay newspaper under the urinals.
All the AZNs that go there can't seem to make it into the urinal.
That's why we pee on the toilet seats.
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#12
06-03-2007, 03:11 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
At least ya'll know you're gross.
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06-03-2007, 03:26 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
A Marine is in the bathroom taking a leak when a sailor walks in to do the same. The Marine starts to leave and the sailor says, "In the Navy we are taught to wash our hands after peeing." The Marine replies, "In the Marines we are taught not to pee on our hands!"
Well I guess they should have taught us how not to piss on toilet seats instead.
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06-03-2007, 04:21 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
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06-03-2007, 04:26 AM
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Re: Auto-Toilet
A Jeep Owner is in the bathroom taking a leak when a Hummer Owner walks in to do the same. The Hummer Owner starts to leave and the Jeeper says, "On the trail we wash our hands after peeing." The Hummer Dude replies, "On Hummer events we know better then to pee on our hands!"
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