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CANADIANS !!!
Sex and Gas..........
A gas station owner in Canada was trying to increase his sales. He
put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up." Soon a local Frenchie pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex. The Frenchie guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same Frenchie, along with a buddy, Pierre, pulled in for
another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex
this time."
As they were driving away, the Frenchie said to his buddy, "I think that
game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Pierre replied, "No it ain't, Frenchie. It ain't rigged.
"My wife won twice last week."
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