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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have messed in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."


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Wow, I've NEVER heard that before.

Link to the original you lazy, non-checking, reposting, panzy arse mommy's boy.

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is this a unchopped picture of drty !!!
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i would like to solve the puzzle........is it "go fack yoursalf" dont know what it means, but did i win...........
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