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BISHES !!!!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly
neither of them
are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign
from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us
to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'
MORAL OF THE STORY : just fill in the blank !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: BITCHES !!!!!
RYD,
Now that the storm has passed. You really need to stop posting and go down to the bagel shop and watch the skirts for a while...
Or watch the Guardian on encore for some tear jerking USCG action 
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RYD,
Now that the storm has passed. You really need to stop posting and go down to the bagel shop and watch the skirts for a while... oh yes !
Or whatch the Guardian on encore for some tear jerking USCG action |
R U related to 3hummer ?
I'm trying for 5000 before the end of September...
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Re: BITCHES !!!!!
I got fitty bucks on a moderator holding you under the big 5000 at least one round.
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I got fitty bucks on a moderator holding you under the big 5000 at least one round.
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I got fitty bucks on a moderator holding you under the big 5000 at least one round.
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I'm sure your right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
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08-25-2008, 01:34 PM
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Re: BISHES !!!!!
for YOU who changed the TITLE of this THREAD...
A BITCH as defined by the American Kennel Club is a female dog...!
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for YOU who changed the TITLE of this THREAD...
A BITCH as defined by the American Kennel Club is a female dog...!
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