I could be a millionaire!! :)

[dochummer]

Hey drty, don't forget my share. Yeah, use a pre-paid if you have one....

[dеiтайожни]

Get a Skype number. www.skype.com

[dеiтайожни]

Or... get a free voice mail box and tell him your sorry for missing all his calls.

http://www.laservoicemail.com/

[ssgharkness020147]

I'd give him (911) 474-8833, another good one would be the rejection hotline.

I'm so f-ing jealous that he's still around. I just want one of the guys to get my response. I'd love to see their reply.

[Sewie]

Head of International Fund Remittance of
my bank, Mr. Tom Joseph, through his email address:
leadmerchantsinfo@yahoo.com

You'd think with such a lofty title the bank would give him his own email instead of using a free Yahoo account.

[DRTYFN]

HAHA!!! I'm going to get them good and hot then turn it over to the FBI.

It's ok. I have jpeg the application and attached.
Please send it to Mr. Tom Joseph, email address:
leadmerchantsinfo[@]yahoo.com

Thank you.
Ray.

And they attached this:

[NewHummerGuy]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

HAHA!!! I'm going to get them good and hot then turn it over to the FBI.



And they attached this:

who the fruck is Elmer????

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

who the fruck is Elmer????

This is.

[NewHummerGuy]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

This is.

[DRTYFN]

From today.

Have you received the application I jpeg? Have you
sent it? Any correspondence from Mr. Tom? Please keep
me posted.

Ray.

[DRTYFN]

--- ray basil <raybas600@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> Still no words from you.
>

I apologize. My grandmother passed away and I've been handling the estate. I'm trying to decide how to manage the inheritance.

What a nice shiny lure that is.

[DRTYFN]

HAHA!!! Just this just landed in a junk file on another email account:

From: jenifer kone <jenny_abj12@hotmail.com>
Hello my dear,

Compliment of the day, I?m Mrs.Jenifer Kone from sierra-Leone. I picked interest on you after glancing through your short profile, I deemed it necessary to disclose this important issue. I lost my husband during the rebel attacked.

Before his death, he had an account with a bank here in Cote d?Ivoire, where he made a deposit of US$10.5 Millions Dollars. This money was for the purchase of cocoa procession machines and development of another factory, unfortunately he did not meet his target before his untimely death.

Why I contacted you, due to the agreement he had with the bank during deposit, I?ve been denied total access to the money, the bank Manager told me precisely that the money was deposited in a suspense fixed account with a clause attached to it for onward transfer into a foreign account. That the bank will follow the agreement written and signed by both (the bank and my husband). I was advised to look for a foreign account where the money can be transferred before I can have access to it.

Since security here cannot be guaranteed besides,I?ve lost my husband,I hereby ask you to do me a favour by standing as my late husband?s foreign business partner and the beneficiary of the money to enable the bank effect the transfer into your account.

I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of my late husband, but not in this place again rather in your country. I have the vision of going into real estate and industrial production, please if you are willing to assist me and my only son Ken, indicate your interest in replying soonest.

Thanks for your anticipated co-oporation,

Yours,
Jenifer Kone.

"suspense fixed account"??? I wish those foreigners would at least learn our language if they're going to try to scam us.

[dochummer]

Drty, that doesn't sound like a scam.... HAHA! Bunch of idiots. I actually got another junk email a few days after the one I showed you guys....should have posted it too....

[DRTYFN]

Haha!!! I was looking through the junk mailbox and found this one.

Dear Friend,

My name is Mr. Huang Chi-Lin Managing director Bank SinoPac,Off-Shore Banking Unit,3f,Na 9-1,sec.2,Chienkuo N.Rd Chungshan District.Taipie City 104,Taiwan (R.O.C).
A Middle East Business man Mr. Thabit Alwan made a deposit of Seventeen million three Hundred United State dollars with my bank for the past four years and he did not come forward to claim or withdraw his deposit, that was strange to me. As the General Manager, I ordered notification to be sent to his address but got no reply until we got information that Mr. Thabit Alwan was among those that were killed by missile at Baghdad Al-Tarmia Al mishada village in April 2003.The fund is in my bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year, I have been expecting his close relative to come for his money as the heir but nobody has come and I don't want this fund to be send to Taiwan reserve treasury.

Hence I want to front you as the beneficiary of the fund of late Mr. Thabit Alwan, and we shall share (in the ratio of 60/40). I have contacted a Taiwan base lawyer that will prepare the legal papers that will back you up as the beneficiary to Mr. Thabit Alwan.

I have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction. I got your email address while searching for trustworthy individual.


Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything will be well at the end of the day.

All that is required from you at this stage is to provide me with your Full Names and Address and Telephone number so that the Taiwan base lawyer can commence his job and finally after that I shall provide you with more details on this operation. I will use my position to influence the move of the funds after you have been made the beneficiary to the fund. The lawyer will file for claims on your behalf, and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in this matter, as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the lawyer will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. I prefer you to reach me with the below email address.

EMAIL:houag-12@hotmail.com

Note that upon the successful completion of this transaction I shall come to your country to use my share to import agricultural machineries into my country and I will like us to invest together.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards,
mr huang Chi-Lin.

Oh herro.

[BKLYNH2]

you have a friend named Huang.

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