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United States Court of Federal Claims
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In the Federal Magistrates Act of 1979 (93 Stat. 643), Alligation has been leveled against you for Money Laundry and Terrorism You are required to appear before the Magistrate Court by Monday 11:45 am. Note from the report reaching us few ours ago that you have been charged for Money Laundery. Note that from the information we gathered today that you have failed to act as the FBI and the BANK OF AMERICA instructed you, why do you abandoned the money with BOA.

Note: you still have a chance from today till this week Friday to do as instructed by FBI.. Expecting your speed response to this mail or legal action will be taking. You are advised to contact the director of Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Robert Mueller 111 for assistance, here is his private email address ( hidden@live.com) .

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