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Old 02-16-2007, 07:28 PM
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Talking A little joke about H3

So a friend of mine told me a joke, which I thought was funny.

He said - you know what they call an H3?

It's not a Hummer, it's a handjob...


Thought I'd share... Happy Friday everyone!!!
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Old 02-16-2007, 07:30 PM
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Does that mean a FJ is a.............
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oh my
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why?

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So a friend of mine told me a joke, which I thought was funny.

He said - you know what they call an H3?

It's not a Hummer, it's a handjob...


Thought I'd share... Happy Friday everyone!!!
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Ignore the negatives persons, that was cute...

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why?

, why? what does that even mean? might be funny if it made sense to me.
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F*cking lame.
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:31 PM
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I'll take one of each. thanks
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Hahaha, good one! For those of you who don't get it, "Hummer" is euphanism for something usually more expensive than a handjob.
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ooooohhhhhhh
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ooooohhhhhhh
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One from column a
one from column b
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I have a riddle for you...:

What looks like a hummer, drives like a hummer, rides like a hummer, but flops like a fish on the trails?

H3
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I have a riddle for you...:

What looks like a hummer, drives like a hummer, rides like a hummer, but flops like a fish on the trails?

H3

my guess would have been you wife.
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i think "handjob" is the nick this ditz should use!


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So a friend of mine told me a joke, which I thought was funny.

He said - you know what they call an H3?

It's not a Hummer, it's a handjob...


Thought I'd share... Happy Friday everyone!!!
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X3 I got it now.
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Hahaha, good one! For those of you who don't get it, "Hummer" is euphanism for something usually more expensive than a handjob.

it still doesn't make any sense and is not funny. and btw it's a 'humjob' not a 'hummer' i used to date an expert!!!!
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