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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive and! actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes.... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"....................
The guy says
"Good, Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf. Doors over that way  "
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive and! actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes.... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"....................
The guy says
"Good, Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf. Doors over that way "
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02-17-2006, 02:53 PM
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HA! 
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02-17-2006, 03:10 PM
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02-17-2006, 03:26 PM
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priceless!
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02-17-2006, 03:37 PM
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02-17-2006, 03:39 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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R E P O S T........
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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Pad reported.
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02-17-2006, 03:47 PM
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Funny still....
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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It's pads like these that give us all a bad name.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
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It's pads like these that give us all a bad name. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
again I ask, what's a pad?
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02-17-2006, 05:20 PM
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some of you internet junkies need to help me out here.......
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02-17-2006, 05:20 PM
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it's not where someone keeps posting worthless info to watch their post count rise is it?
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02-17-2006, 05:20 PM
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just checking.........
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02-17-2006, 05:59 PM
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No.
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02-17-2006, 07:16 PM
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What?
I thought is was funny.
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02-17-2006, 07:17 PM
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It got points for originality
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02-17-2006, 10:23 PM
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Huh?
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02-17-2006, 10:23 PM
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Pad?
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