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DAng when im out on a date, and i wanna fart, I usually blast it all out when she's going to the restroom or something. What's really bad is if you hold it long enough and it makes one of those high pitched squeechy noises which kind of sound like a weak machine gun or something.
OH yeah forgot to list my age.
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I guess I'm old as a fart!....At least that's what most would say!....And Rarly, But has Happened---I Get, Ya Ol' Fart!--This is Usually followed by a finger!  
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10-27-2006, 07:14 PM
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not to mention, why the hell does this porn involve daffy duck???
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22 but, I'm one of the elitist prick H1 owners. I think I'm the youngest H1 owner on the board though. 
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Don't ever fart on dates. 
Whether you think you are hiding it or not she knows. She has smelt it and thinks you are fuggin gross! I left a farter shortly after dinner- he was nice, smart, cute and ambitious- but non-the-less a farter.
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Don't ever fart on dates.
Whether you think you are hiding it or not she knows. She has smelt it and thinks you are fuggin gross! I left a farter shortly after dinner- he was nice, smart, cute and ambitious- but non-the-less a farter.
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Yeah but after 13 years of marriage, we now have wars to see who is worse.
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A little late on this thread, but 33
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So what you are saying is if the first date goes really well and it ends up in the sack that doing the "Dutch Oven" is the sure fire way that she does not call you for a second date.
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No, the first date should not end up in the sack and if it does- fart away as she deserves it. 
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Well if I ever end up back in the dating scene I will have to remember these pearls of wisdom.
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She's from Montreal....was bartending at my friends club ( www.jetnightclub.com) which caught fire and then she bartended at their 2nd club (systemnightclub.com) but her career took off in a matter of no time...right now she is at SEMA
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She's from Montreal....was bartending at my friends club ( www.jetnightclub.com) which caught fire and then she bartended at their 2nd club (systemnightclub.com) but her career took off in a matter of no time...right now she is at SEMA
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She bartended? But she's my age, but then again she's so hot im sure she could get any job. Whether she was qualified for it or not. =)
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She bartended? But she's my age, but then again she's so hot im sure she could get any job. Whether she was qualified for it or not. =)
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LOL....tell me about whenthey foudn out her age their like wth?(if im not mistaking she's 18 or 19).....before she started bartending she was a promoter fortheclub...lol 
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DAmnnnnnnn..... she must've been massively on. I mean i know i would've participated in such an action =P
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