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#1
10-31-2005, 02:11 PM
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chapin, South Carolina
Posts: 1,943
Top 10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex:
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
#2
10-31-2005, 02:11 PM
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chapin, South Carolina
Posts: 1,943
Top 10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex:
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
#4
11-01-2005, 03:39 AM
Hummer Authority
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: P-Town and Now Vegas again.
Posts: 1,369
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
I like all the women that unleash their inner-whore. 
I look forward to this day - lots of eye candy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
o yeah.... we had a few at works looking like hookers.......
#5
11-01-2005, 04:25 AM
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: NYC, NY
Posts: 198
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by VTSTOMPER:
I like all the women that unleash their inner-whore. I look forward to this day - lots of eye candy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'll second the inner whore thing.
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