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Old 09-10-2007, 01:58 AM
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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."

"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare layng butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."

The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floesant orange panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.


The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....."

"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me
right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first."
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Old 09-10-2007, 05:25 AM
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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane."

"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare layng butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."

The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floesant orange panties."

"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.


The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties....."

"What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me
right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first."


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That's kinda sick
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fozhizzle medizzle !
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