A few things you should know about women

[bparker]

Body: This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really important Questions:


Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Now, you know everything you need to know

[DDWH]

[KenP]

Originally Posted by bparker

Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

And all these years I thought it was to get the leftover, dried up, spunk out so she could see again.

[bparker]

Well you are right it is to get the spunk out and that why we scratch our balls to get the blown out spunk crust off our nuts so they stop itchin....

[Dug]

spunk crust ....... now thats a new one.

[HummBob]

Originally Posted by Dug

spunk crust ....... now thats a new one.

[frenzy1]

[robb]