WTF...HUMMER HATER CONFRONTS ME TODAY

[Arizona Hummerboy]

Once the SOB, ask me if it was Fu-king funny. I would have have put his NUTS up to his EARS. Some people just need the fu-ked kicked out of them.

[obzidian]

man.... being in miami, there are alot of hummers roaming around. I have had anyone really get over aggressive with the H2, but i have had the usual negative questions like gas mileage or its to big... blah blah blah.

I work as a R.M.A. right now, and i had one of my patients ask me or make a coment on the H2. He is your typical Homosexual, living on the beach, liberal, vegetarian, etc. Anyways, he asks me

"why did i buy the h2? Does it make you feel cool or above everyone else? The gas must be awful and you would kill someone in an accident. I really hate those cars, and the ppl in them, i'll stick to my little corrolla and keep the earth clean."

He didn't say it in a dickhead sort of way, but still, enough to get me to go huh?

Anywyays, i answered: "Well, no. The mileage is just as 'bad' as any other SUV here in South Florida. I bought it becuase i think its an awesome truck and actually, if i wanted to, i can just run over that little corolla of yours and not have a scratch! Haha"

He said something like, no i wasn't trying to say anything about you...

"Yeah, i know that, you wouldn't piss off the doc no would ya?! Besides, there are alot of misconceived ideas with the H2. It doesn't polute anymore that your little corrolla, gas is with the norm, though yes its bigger than anything else practically... except a dually... i would much rather be in the H2 than your little corolla in an accident."

He was kinda getting red and said, "Well, Enjoy your lane-hogger, i still love my practical corolla" I said, "thanks, enjoy that soft tofu bar on wheels!!"

It funny how the H2 is targeted like this.... though they are alot here in miami and i will admit some are just image driven buyers, it still interesting that the liberals are just picking on the latest trend and move on. Got love the attention we get though!!

[Frank2005]

Originally Posted by obzidian

"why did i buy the h2? Does it make you feel cool or above everyone else? The gas must be awful and you would kill someone in an accident. I really hate those cars, and the ppl in them, i'll stick to my little corrolla and keep the earth clean."

He didn't say it in a dickhead sort of way, but still, enough to get me to go huh?

How can that statement be said NOT in a Dickhead sort of way??

[H Duece]

I've only had one person say anything negative towards me...

I was at a giant mud pit area where there were a lot of 4x4 trucks and 4wheelers. I got stuck in some real nasty stuff. Kinda figured I'd get stuck going through it, but I'm the type of person who will try it anyway.

When I got stuck, I opened the door to have a look and some idiot in the peanut gallery (the people sittin' on the sidelines) said "I hope you stay stuck in that until you rot." I just smiled.

Eventually a guy in a big azz dodge came and pulled me out.

I didn't have a problem with the guy saying anything to me, I've got thick skin. But I thought it was pretty lame of him to say something when he was sitting on the tailgate of his truck which didn't have any mud on it what-so-ever.

The way I see it, if you're gonna talk the talk, then you need to walk the walk. Ya know?

BTW...nobody, and I mean NOBODY made it through the spot I got stuck in. Very few people even tried.

[eugenebeauxbuton]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

mac-10

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dеiтайожни, I went looking for this post because I can't help but smile at this overly simplified way of dealing with Hummer haters.

[H2bill]

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

mac-10

As an aside, I use to shoot one of these that we seized once in a drug raid. I couldn't hit the broad side a barn with it. Definitely a spray and pray weapon.

Now on the other hand, if you had one of these mounted to the top of your H2....

[DRTYFN]

Nature's garbage disposals.

[usetosellhummer]

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Feed that C00ck Su$ker to Woo's pigs