Was this bad?

[KenP]

I was stuck in traffic today. It sucked because I was in a normally congested area, plus they were doing some road work so a lane was closed.

I was being nice and letting a car merge in front of me, when the numbnut behind me started yelling and honking. I don't think he could really see the merging car as he was way over on the left as if he could pass me with a big concrete wall right next to him.

I don't take to kindly to this sort of thing so I just stopped while the other cars in front of me drove away. I didn't do anything, nope, just stopped. Then I started inching forward, ever so slowly at idle. He was pissed and I could hear him wiggin' out.

Now it gets good. The light changed to red and he was going to be right next to me in the turn lane. I inch up to the line and look over at him as he comes up, but NO! He floored it towards the intersection squealing his wheels to a stop as he nearly t-bones a car because the light was red for so long. Now he's sitting in the middle of the road and EVERYONE is honking at HIM! Including me.

So my question is, was it bad that I ate a Quarter Pounder at McDonalds today?

[DennisAJC]

HAHA!!! That's sweet Kenny.

And Quarter pounders are OK if taken in moderation.

[bparker]

rofl no I think that you did the right thing to allow others so see what a true jerk he was..

I just hope he wasnt trying to get to a funeral or a hosoital or anything as that would bring bad karma..

Originally Posted by KenP

I was stuck in traffic today. It sucked because I was in a normally congested area, plus they were doing some road work so a lane was closed.

I was being nice and letting a car merge in front of me, when the numbnut behind me started yelling and honking. I don't think he could really see the merging car as he was way over on the left as if he could pass me with a big concrete wall right next to him.

I don't take to kindly to this sort of thing so I just stopped while the other cars in front of me drove away. I didn't do anything, nope, just stopped. Then I started inching forward, ever so slowly at idle. He was pissed and I could hear him wiggin' out.

Now it gets good. The light changed to red and he was going to be right next to me in the turn lane. I inch up to the line and look over at him as he comes up, but NO! He floored it towards the intersection squealing his wheels to a stop as he nearly t-bones a car because the light was red for so long. Now he's sitting in the middle of the road and EVERYONE is honking at HIM! Including me.

So my question is, was it bad that I ate a Quarter Pounder at McDonalds today?

[KenP]

Originally Posted by bparker

rofl no I think that you did the right thing to allow others so see what a true jerk he was..

I just hope he wasnt trying to get to a funeral or a hosoital or anything as that would bring bad karma..

No funeral home or hospital nearby, just the mall.

My fries didn't have salt on them and none in the bag.

[D-MAX]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
most hilaryest **** i' ve ever read!!!

[bparker]

indeed

Originally Posted by D-MAX

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
most hilaryest **** i' ve ever read!!!

[Adam in CO]

Originally Posted by KenP

I was stuck in traffic today. It sucked because I was in a normally congested area, plus they were doing some road work so a lane was closed.

I was being nice and letting a car merge in front of me, when the numbnut behind me started yelling and honking. I don't think he could really see the merging car as he was way over on the left as if he could pass me with a big concrete wall right next to him.

I don't take to kindly to this sort of thing so I just stopped while the other cars in front of me drove away. I didn't do anything, nope, just stopped. Then I started inching forward, ever so slowly at idle. He was pissed and I could hear him wiggin' out.

Now it gets good. The light changed to red and he was going to be right next to me in the turn lane. I inch up to the line and look over at him as he comes up, but NO! He floored it towards the intersection squealing his wheels to a stop as he nearly t-bones a car because the light was red for so long. Now he's sitting in the middle of the road and EVERYONE is honking at HIM! Including me.

So my question is, was it bad that I ate a Quarter Pounder at McDonalds today?

Not at all. I had chicken nuggets.

[Big Dad]

No, it wasn't bad! You know all this McDonalds got me thinking though...maybe the dude had to poop, like really bad?! In that case...yeah what you did was bad-bad!

[NewHummerGuy]

Yes God damnit this was bad

you should have gotten 2 double cheesburgers off the dollar menu for 2 bucks you a$$hat

[h2co-pilot]

Kenny is such a dick on the road, seriously, I am glad I wasn't in the car.

[CO Hummer]

hahahaha! Nice, Kenny!!

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Road rage at its finest!

[wpage]

Good

[tower]

Ken,

I consider you my friend. So it pains me to have to tell you this, but you were totally in the wrong!

You should not be eating meat of any ilk (including fowl).

However, since you handled the traffic issue with such aplomb, I will not berate you.

[NJ H2]

Ingenious
To the point
Well formed
Hysterical

A+
2 Gold Stars

[3Hummer]

nice
check this i was at the mall grabbing dinner and we all know a lot of out-of-towners come down to FL this time of year and half of them are completly dumb to the floridian ways and think they own the area, anyway im driving out of the mall and some women is by the curb on her cellphone, im driving by slowly at like 5-10 MPH and the women do doesnt even look up and LEAPED (yes leaped like she was trying to jump a hurdle) infront of my car she looks up at me all pissed and i just flicked her off..........like wtf i know pedestrians have the right of way but since when do you jump like a freakin kangaroo into a crowded street without looking!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!

[KenP]

Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Kenny is such a dick on the road, seriously, I am glad I wasn't in the car.

But I didn't do anything wrong.

FWIW, I thought of you and knew you'd be pissed if you'd have been with me.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by NewHummerGuy

Yes God damnit this was bad

you should have gotten 2 double cheesburgers off the dollar menu for 2 bucks you a$$hat

Then I'd have had to order the big fries and the big sweet tea and it would have cost more.

But I'll tell you this, I've done just what you posted. I love ordering the teaser items by themselves. How about that Triple Stack at Wendys.

[KenP]

Originally Posted by tower

Ken,

I consider you my friend. So it pains me to have to tell you this, but you were totally in the wrong!

You should not be eating meat of any ilk (including fowl).

I can't vegan it. My steak tonight was too good.

[Agriv8r]

as long as it was a quarter pounder and not a quarter pounder with cheese, there was no foul committed....