Weekly Police Report

[dochummer]

Got this via email today for our local area....

Mental / 7600 blk W 21st Ave- Complainant reported to Officer V. that several different people were tracking her thought the metal in her dentures. She said they know where she is at all times. She also said the people often send electric shocks through body through the tracking device. The object of this activity is so they can get money from her. When asked if any of them has asked her for money she said no. Crisis Response was contacted and asked if the complainant would be willing to go to KGH to be screened. She said she would and a friend drove her there to meet a Crisis Response counselor.

[h2co-pilot]

[Sewie]

Sounds like someone lost their beanie.

http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/

[BlueHUMMERH2]

[A bold AFDB such as this should be able to deflect psychotronic signals for your whole neighborhood. Consequently, you will be targeted for extreme liquidation by the forces of mind control, who will not abide such impudence. I would suggest that instead of staying seated around the parking lot wearing festive shirts, you should hide in the woods behind you. If you hang some branches off the hat, you may pass as a small conifer.]

[KenP]

They sure grow them smart out there.