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And so it begins!!!!!!
Is it to early to start the jokes about the death of the Jackass????
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CNN reporting that Michael Jackson's death caused by heart attack brought on by Walmart advertisement that little boys' pants are "half off."
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06-26-2009, 06:34 PM
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Is it to early to start the jokes about the death of the Jackass????
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I guess not.
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06-26-2009, 06:37 PM
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UPDATE: Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping bags, so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.[/font]
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06-26-2009, 07:35 PM
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Never too soon 
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06-26-2009, 09:49 PM
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Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her one wish... Her wish was for
all the children in the world to be safe....So he killed Michael Jackson
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Farrah Fawcett died and arrived at the pearly gates, God granted her one wish... Her wish was for
all the children in the world to be safe....So he killed Michael Jackson
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06-27-2009, 03:22 AM
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The autopsy was just released - MJ choked to death on 12 year old nuts.
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First thought when I heard he died, "Millions of little boys will be able to sleep safer and not have to worry about the boogie man."
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http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/
Some really good ones here.
One of the funnier ones that I saw there was:
MJ is going to be recycled and made into legos, so little kids can play with him for a change....
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06-27-2009, 02:14 PM
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OMG!!! One of the local papers has a story about this and at the bottom there's this:
Related stories
From other Hampton Roads Sources
And a link to my blog with the Walmart joke!!!! LMAO!!!!
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Re: And so it begins!!!!!!
Family Guy has the Frosted mini wheats commercial where it was a kid that said, "The kid in me likes the frosted side." Then the kid morphed to MJ and MJ said, "But the man in me likes the kid in me" HIIIlarious.
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And a link to my blog with the Walmart joke!!!! LMAO!!!!
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Is this like a really neat personal blog? With details like a diary? I wanna read! ROFL 
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06-29-2009, 01:34 PM
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The autopsy was just released - MJ choked to death on 12 year old nuts.
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Nice avatar KenP
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Nice avatar KenP
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In honor of our friend.
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