New SuperMarket

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

]Modern grocery marketing

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water
mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the
smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience
the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks
with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked
bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

[frenzy1]

[3Hummer]

haha

[Agriv8r]

THAT STINKS....

[Hmmm2]

That was great!