Living my next life backwards

[GLBLWARMR]

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old folks' home feeling better each day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement, your pension, and golf.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so until you are too young and inexperienced.
You go to school, drink beer, party, and get lucky.
You become a child, you play, and have no responsibilities.
As a baby you are loved, cuddled, and people attend to your every need.
For the last 9 months you float peacefully in spa-like conditions and
comfort.
And then -
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.

[lennyrebel]

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old folks' home feeling better each day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement, your pension, and golf.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so until you are too young and inexperienced.
You go to school, drink beer, party, and get lucky.
You become a child, you play, and have no responsibilities.
As a baby you are loved, cuddled, and people attend to your every need.
For the last 9 months you float peacefully in spa-like conditions and
comfort.
And then -
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.

Sounds great to me--I'm tired of all those financial people showing me when I finally have enough money to retire I'll be on a 90 mph death curve spiral and if I don't hurry I'll miss my own funeral--I like your plan a lot better. Regards The Rebel

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Mines sideways

[richl]

well you end life like you start it ..........

no teeth
no hair
and in diapers................
go figure..................

[lennyrebel]

Originally Posted by richl

well you end life like you start it ..........

no teeth
no hair
and in diapers................
go figure..................

Or like I told my friend at work who was always afraid he was going to die of the Big "C"---I said I can offer you a guarantee you won't die of cancer. So He bit-HOW? I said 5 seconds before you die take a gun and shoot yourself and you'll die of lead poisoning. Everyone but him roared.

[frenzy1]