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04-17-2006, 01:26 AM
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Be careful. I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots.
Two good looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far her breasts just about fall out of her blouse. While you're distracted, the other one lets herself in the back-seat.
Then both are begging you for a ride home. Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants.
This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
I couldn't find them on Saturday.
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04-17-2006, 01:30 AM
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Try them on Sunday.
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04-17-2006, 01:32 AM
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04-17-2006, 01:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by OldHiker:
This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
I couldn't find them on Saturday.
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OMFG!!!!! LMFAO!!!! 
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04-17-2006, 11:19 AM
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04-17-2006, 11:38 AM
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Quote:
This is when they steal your wallet. I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
I couldn't find them on Saturday.
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DAMN! Where the hell are they?!
ROFLMAO!
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04-17-2006, 11:51 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by OldHiker:
Be careful. I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots.
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Can you tell me what mall this is happening at so I can go there, urr, umm, I mean avoid it
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04-17-2006, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OldHiker:
Be careful. I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening in shopping mall parking lots.
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Can you tell me what mall this is happening at so I can go there, urr, umm, I mean avoid it </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I call BS!!! Post pics or BANNED!! 
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04-17-2006, 12:09 PM
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Quote:
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I call BS!!! Post pics or BANNED!!
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Good call!
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04-17-2006, 01:44 PM
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04-17-2006, 03:14 PM
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DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
I will have to get over to the mall ASAP! 
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04-18-2006, 01:01 PM
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04-18-2006, 04:11 PM
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Part 2: The police stop by and tell you they found your wallet but the girls were 13...so you will have to come with them. hahahahahah
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04-18-2006, 05:34 PM
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Damn. How did that get out?
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04-18-2006, 06:54 PM
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lol.
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