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How often do you poop?
View Poll Results: How often do you poop?
1 or 2 times a day, every day, like clockwork! (I really like my Raisin Bran every morning)
18
62.07%
A few times a week, I think. (It's pretty casual around here)
3
10.34%
I don't know. (What the hell are you thinking with this thread?!)
2
6.90%
Depends on my diet. (****tee beef gives me the runs)
1
3.45%
I don't poop. (I make Ken leave the house so he doesn't know I poop)
5
17.24%
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#15
03-04-2007, 10:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Re: How often do you poop?
To save the planet, This was the Army way of doing things,
1. Take a piece (one square) of TP
2. Fold square in half
3. Rip out a small half circle in the middle of the fold (keep this little circle)
4. Open square of TP
5. Stick your finger in the hole created in step 3; make sure to push paper all the way down
6. Ram it up your rear and pull out
7. Take paper and wipe upwards to clean finger
8. Take the small circle you cut out in previous step and clean your fingernail.
There are roughly 400 squares in each roll, so a roll should last 400 poops.
Two rolls should last a person one-year
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