Dear Boss

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Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say any thing, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President.

Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.

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Amen Brother,
Only in America!

[frenzy1]

Belgium ain't much better. We had elections last year in June and we still don't have a government. Belgian politicians are still fighting over all kinds of BS !!!

[DRTYFN]

Sho' nuf.