The Darwin Awards

[KenP]

From today:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,409965,00.html

A man who grabbed a knife to try to get his two young children out of a locked car died when he fell on the blade, Charlotte police said....

Lemus and his wife had dropped by their apartment briefly before planning an errand when they realized they had locked their children and keys in the car, authorities said.

The woman searched for spare keys and Lemus grabbed a large butcher knife he hoped to use to pry open a window, police said. Lemus fell down six stairs and landed on the knife, police said.

The woman got the children out with the spare keys.