Crappy cut & paste of a lame email

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Right on !! Couldn't have been said any better!


THESE ARE GREAT! We sure have great representatives. A quick enjoyable
read.
> When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was
> asked
> by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
> example of empire building' by George Bush.He answered by saying,
> "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young
> men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our
> borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in
> return is enough to bury those that did not return"
>
> It became very quiet in the room.
>
>
>
> Then there was a conference in France where a number of
> international
> engineers were taking part, including French and
> American. During a break one of
> the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have you heard
> the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
> carrier
> to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to
> do, bomb them?"
>
> A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly:
> "Our carriers have three
> hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
> nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore
> facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed
> 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
> gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry
> half a
> dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to
> and
> from their flight deck.. We have eleven such ships; how many does
> France have?"
>
> Once again, dead silence.
>
>
>
> A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
> Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian,
> Australian and French Navies. At a
> cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
> Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
> Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their
> drinks but a French admiral suddenly
> complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Ameri
> cans
> learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always
> have to
> speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
> Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it s
> because
> the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
> wouldn't have to speak German.'
>
> You could have heard a pin drop!
>

[zero]

Very nice post. The last one is especially good.

[Agriv8r]

[Big Dad]

Roger that!

[tower]

Originally Posted by zero

Very nice post. The last one is especially good.

X2!

[DennisAJC]

Very eloquent. But those incidents never really happened.

[BKLYNH2]

French Navy? That's a good one.

You almost had me, until the French Navy part.

Would that be four rowboats and three oars?

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by BKLYNH2

French Navy? That's a good one.

You almost had me, until the French Navy part.

Would that be four rowboats and three oars?

NO !!!

there are not 3 whores in the french navy...

[DRTYFN]

Nice cut & paste of an email, you chubby oaf.

Real story about Colin Powell

The others are fake.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Originally Posted by DRTYFN

Nice cut & paste of an email, you chubby oaf.

Real story about Colin Powell

The others are fake.

Its not if the story is true or false, but the moral of the story

[jmsspratlin]

[DRTYFN]

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

Its not if the story is true or false, but the moral of the story

Then next time try to make up a better story.