Study: Canadian Beer Drinkers Threaten Planet

[MarineHawk]

The problem is that the beer fridges are mostly decades-old machines that began their second careers as beverage dispensers when Canadians upgraded to more energy-efficient models to store whatever Canadians eat besides doughnuts and poutine.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313844,00.html

[DennisAJC]

Oh snap! That's my family.

Our kitchen downstairs has a SubZero. Full of beer. Just beer.

I love donuts and poutine. Who doesn't?

[lennyrebel]

Originally Posted by MarineHawk

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313844,00.html

Be mighty careful, this is like the 5th ammendment ,the right to hold a supply of cold beer and the right to bear a donut in each hand. Rebel

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by MarineHawk

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313844,00.html

Holy $hit man, have you been to Canada? Do you realize the gravity of what you might have just started. They value beer the same way Americans value owning our guns! $hit the last time somebody trashed them about the dynamics associated with their beer drinking they snuck south across the border and set fire to the White house! You'd have been better off naming a teddy bear after mohammad ali!

[Agriv8r]

[wpage]

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[tower]

Quick, Somebody, sneek across the Canashian border and unplug Dennis' beer fridge!

[MarineHawk]

The thing that cracks me up about the story is that it's ostensibly a news story, and the "doughnuts and poutine" crack was not a quote from someone else. I thought it was funny, but when did FoxNews become like The Onion?

[tower]

Don't tell anyone, but their version of "fair and balanced" really isnt. SHhhhhh.

[MarineHawk]

Originally Posted by tower

Don't tell anyone, but their version of "fair and balanced" really isnt. SHhhhhh.

Right, and they're the only news network that's to the right of the Marx and Lenin. http://www.newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/...px?RelNum=6664

http://rasmussenreports.com/public_c...ias_on_tv_news

If they weren't around, you'd have no checks and balances on liberal ownership and packaging of the TV news. That's why Fox beats the other individual networks in the ratings: there is a huge vaccum/demand for non left-wing reporting.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by tower

Quick, Somebody, sneek across the Canashian border and unplug Dennis' beer fridge!

It's so freakin cold here, there's no need for fridges.

But you're welcome to try.

[DennisAJC]

Originally Posted by MarineHawk

Right, and they're the only news network that's to the right of the Marx and Lenin. http://www.newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/...px?RelNum=6664

http://rasmussenreports.com/public_c...ias_on_tv_news

If they weren't around, you'd have no checks and balances on liberal ownership and packaging of the TV news. That's why Fox beats the other individual networks in the ratings: there is a huge vaccum/demand for non left-wing reporting.

That's better. You can pick on everything else in our country.


Just don't pick on our beer.

[lennyrebel]

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

It's so freakin cold here, there's no need for fridges.

But you're welcome to try.

Your right, I have to leave some heat on in the garage to keep my beer from freezing--maybe I should switch to Crown Royal Rye whiskey and eliminate problem

[frenzy1]

Originally Posted by wpage

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[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Poutine (Quebec French pronunciation putsɪn (help?info)) is a dish consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curds and covered with hot gravy (usually brown gravy) and sometimes other additional ingredients. The curds' freshness is important as it makes them soft in the warm fries, without completely melting. It is a quintessential Canadian comfort food, especially but not exclusively among Qu?b?cois.
Poutine is a fast food staple in Canada; it is sold by many fast food chains (such as New York Fries and Harvey's) in the provinces, in small diners and pubs, as well as by roadside "poutine trucks" and "fries stands," commonly known as "casse-cro?tes" in Quebec. International chains like McDonalds[1], A&W[2], Kentucky Fried Chicken and Burger King[3] also sell mass-produced poutine across Canada, especially in Quebec. Popular Quebec restaurants that serve poutine include Chez Ashton (Quebec City), La Banquise (Montreal), Lafleur Restaurants, La Belle Province and Dic Ann's Hamburgers. Along with fries and pizza, poutine is a very common dish sold and eaten in high school cafeterias in southern Ontario and Manitoba. It's also a very popular meal at ski resorts.

you gotta be kidding me...i'd rather see the video of the air sick bag again that eat that chit... UG UG UG...dam thats discusting

[tower]

Originally Posted by lennyrebel

Your right, I have to leave some heat on in the garage to keep my beer from freezing--maybe I should switch to Crown Royal Rye whiskey and eliminate problem

Only a Canashian would drink blended whiskey!

[HUMTECH]

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read $10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in OTTAWA, and again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's a local call".