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Ok, I'm new here. I'm not sure how all this works yet, so any help would be appreciated.
p.s. - sounds like I missed some good stuff?? What was removed?
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02-03-2005, 12:38 AM
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Ok, I'm new here. I'm not sure how all this works yet, so any help would be appreciated.
p.s. - sounds like I missed some good stuff?? What was removed?
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02-03-2005, 12:46 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hummerwife:
Ok, I'm new here. I'm not sure how all this works yet, so any help would be appreciated.
p.s. - sounds like I missed some good stuff?? What was removed? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
For a newbie, you seem to have knowledge of the "Good Stuff" which was recently removed.
Get back into the kitchen an make me some pie!
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02-03-2005, 01:02 AM
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ahhh...Dennis...I heard to watch out for you... now it all makes sense  |
02-03-2005, 01:06 AM
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Don't you watch South Park? 
Don't worry, I'm always civil to da ladies! 
It's that sick puppy DRTYFN you have to watch out for.
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02-03-2005, 01:07 AM
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Oh ya, WELCOME!
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02-03-2005, 01:16 AM
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Hummerwife,
Fist. Welcome.
Nevermind DennisAJC. He's bitter.
You, as a new member, are required to send in the required Annual Membership Fee of $100.00. When I joined it was $125.00 so you are getting a break. PM me (thats forum lingo for Private Message) and I'll give you a bank account and routing number as I am the official Tresurer for this particular forum. Be wared of others (DRTYFUN) that may try to (DRTYFUN) sway you in other directions (DRTYFUN) with these (DRTYFUN) funds. Upon payment you will be sent your official forum merchandise that includes a T Shirt (small white and tight) 1 set of fuzzy dice matched to the color of your rig (more lingo for H2) and Phil from Trailduty.com will send you anything you want from his web site. Last but not least, Seth & Joyce will send you their latest book "How To Survive Dinsney World on $4.00 a Day". But wait...there's more. Send in your payment by 10:00 a.m. and get DRTYFUN's top ten insults AND his autographed Prom picture with him & JEEPCHICK. Again, welcome and I await your payment.
Most Respectfully,
JamesT
P.S. What the hell are you doing on the computer? Shouldnt you be baking something for the hubby?
 = ALL IN FUN!!!!!
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02-03-2005, 01:17 AM
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Thanks. I almost thought I was going to be chased away before I'd even begun to have fun. Everyone will think I'm just a bored housewife who owns a hummer and has nothing better to do than type on...oh, wait... damn it! haha
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02-03-2005, 01:18 AM
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altho really until I reveal my true identity, I could be just about anyone...anyone can call thenmself "hummerwife"...hmmm  |
02-03-2005, 01:23 AM
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I knew it!!!!! TROLL!!! Get her!!!!!
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02-03-2005, 01:25 AM
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Whew, I thought it was my wife for a minute...
AAAANND since you're not, go make some brownies.
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02-03-2005, 01:26 AM
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I'll throw in the DRTYFN/JEEPCHICK picture free.
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02-03-2005, 01:29 AM
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Vegas,
I laughed so hard when I saw that pic I blew beer out my nose. That burn like a MO FO! Thanks!
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02-03-2005, 01:49 AM
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James - wow, what a bargain! All that for $100?? Sign me up! Check is in the mail...
ALL - the REAL reason I'm here is that I hear there are really hot guys on this site. Hopefully this hasn't been a waste of time... |
02-03-2005, 01:54 AM
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Ok, the REAL REAL reason I'm here is because I'm tired of seeing/hearing about all the trashy pictures/videos that are posted on this site. Frankly, I'm offended...I mean, I know this site is more men than women, but I think it's time to level the playing field. Anyone with me?? Ladies??
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02-03-2005, 02:04 AM
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NICE!! I'm with ya! Too bad I don't have any pictures to share. 
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02-03-2005, 02:12 AM
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Hey Troll. Don't be posting any covered pictures of yourself. I have a copy of your REAL picture.
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02-03-2005, 03:08 AM
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Notice that guy is a cockasian not asian.
Get it? get it? hahahahaha!!!!!
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02-03-2005, 04:53 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
Hummerwife,
Fist. Welcome. <span class="ev_code_RED">"Fist welcome"??? You're a VERY sick pud!!! If you greet people with a fist I don't want to see how you say goodbye.</span>
... get DRTYFUN's top ten insults AND his autographed Prom picture with him & JEEPCHICK. Again, welcome and I await your payment.
Most Respectfully,
JamesT <span class="ev_code_RED">James, who's DRTYFUN? Are you taking my name in vain? Don't make me smite you mightily upon the head.</span>
= ALL IN FUN!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <span class="ev_code_RED">I'll decide what's "all in fun". Now go say your prayers to me.</span>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Notice that guy is a cockasian not asian.
Get it? get it? hahahahaha!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class="ev_code_RED">That's a monster for an Asian. Is that what you hope to someday be after rubbing all of those tiger penis oils on your wee-wee?</span>
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02-03-2005, 12:58 PM
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This is a strange thread. Leave it to Dennis...
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