Math Mid-term Q&A

[GLBLWARMR]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today.


Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:


1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.


So which is it?


If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THE STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

[KenP]

Of course it's not true, but it is funny as hell.

Thanks for the laugh.

[Big Dad]

Seen this one?

[Big Dad]

Then this one?

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Fantastic!

[Agriv8r]

[Big Dad]

And, lastly

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Big Dad: LMFAO!!!
I have my pre calc midterm tomorrow and I think you've inspired me to greatness!

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

Originally Posted by Big Dad

And, lastly

X = 5
(Its a Pythagorean triple...)

[CO Hummer]

Originally Posted by Big Dad

And, lastly

LMAO. I can't stop laughing at this one.

[wpage]

Love it!

[Big Dad]

I almost forgot about this one....

[Big Dad]

Originally Posted by Hummer Aficionado_VT

Big Dad: LMFAO!!!
I have my pre calc midterm tomorrow and I think you've inspired me to greatness!

At first I hated pre calc, now I actually like that $hit....

You never know....calc was pretty cool.

[D-MAX]

[Karsun]

These are fracking great and help in my assessment of my hatred of math.

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

This whole thread is frackng great!! ROFLMFAO!!