Payback

[h2co-pilot]

Okay, I was on my way home in the H2 yesterday from getting some last minute gifts. I was tired, it was dark. I just have the parking lights on for courtesy until we adjust them down.

I was sitting at this red light, tired and stretching a little, took a deep breath and I look down and this middle aged woman in a silver Camry was looking over at the truck. Her arm was on the console, her two fingers on her cheek and she was shaking her head in dissappointment. She looked at me - I looked at her. I looked straight ahead- after she turned away- to show dominance. The light turned green, I veered slightly toward her car, just a little and then proceeded on. I didn't look but I am sure she noticed. I was mumbling to myself for a block or so.

Then I reflected on my day, realized, I don't need this, she deserves a little more. Keep in mind that I am normally nice and a very considerate driver- could have been the holiday rage, the fact that I still had the song "Hippie Killer" by Suicidal Tendencies in my head, could have been the Kerry sticker on her car or my rage about my beloved Girl's Thread gone to the disgusting place. Who knows- but I snapped. I switched lanes and got up on her. Then with the flick of the wrist- turned on the headlights.

Her interior lit up like Christmas- her rear view mirror the North Star. She was wearing a green sweater and had been to Kohls and a few other places judging from the bags. She immediately ducked and tried to block the beaming rays of rage with her hand. She tried to look back but was blinded by the light (wrapped up like ...nevermind). Ever so dramatically displaying her dislike (like before but better.) waving hands, throwing them up. I whispered to myself- hmmm do you like that? I followed her closely for 4 or 5 long blocks, sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face. She didn't switch lanes and I wasn't showing any mercy.

Finally, I decided she had had enough, switched lanes and turned the lights from automatic to parking.

I felt much better. In retrospect it was wrong- but fun and I may do it again.

[h2co-pilot]

Okay, I was on my way home in the H2 yesterday from getting some last minute gifts. I was tired, it was dark. I just have the parking lights on for courtesy until we adjust them down.

I was sitting at this red light, tired and stretching a little, took a deep breath and I look down and this middle aged woman in a silver Camry was looking over at the truck. Her arm was on the console, her two fingers on her cheek and she was shaking her head in dissappointment. She looked at me - I looked at her. I looked straight ahead- after she turned away- to show dominance. The light turned green, I veered slightly toward her car, just a little and then proceeded on. I didn't look but I am sure she noticed. I was mumbling to myself for a block or so.

Then I reflected on my day, realized, I don't need this, she deserves a little more. Keep in mind that I am normally nice and a very considerate driver- could have been the holiday rage, the fact that I still had the song "Hippie Killer" by Suicidal Tendencies in my head, could have been the Kerry sticker on her car or my rage about my beloved Girl's Thread gone to the disgusting place. Who knows- but I snapped. I switched lanes and got up on her. Then with the flick of the wrist- turned on the headlights.

Her interior lit up like Christmas- her rear view mirror the North Star. She was wearing a green sweater and had been to Kohls and a few other places judging from the bags. She immediately ducked and tried to block the beaming rays of rage with her hand. She tried to look back but was blinded by the light (wrapped up like ...nevermind). Ever so dramatically displaying her dislike (like before but better.) waving hands, throwing them up. I whispered to myself- hmmm do you like that? I followed her closely for 4 or 5 long blocks, sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face. She didn't switch lanes and I wasn't showing any mercy.

Finally, I decided she had had enough, switched lanes and turned the lights from automatic to parking.

I felt much better. In retrospect it was wrong- but fun and I may do it again.

[Ipedog]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


How many shots of expresso were in that mocha?

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ipedog:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


How many shots of Baileys Irish Cream were in that mocha? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fished

Good job CP! She probably has a tan in the shape of a rear view mirror on her face.

[DRTYFN]

[Adam in CO]

I love that headlight sh:t.

[Kiraco]

I know someone who like to do that to me, but with all the lights on.

[LoLo]

Hmmm, there really ARE other women that think like I do! (...unfortunately to all those unsuspecting, not-so-innocent, liberal souls! )

[ROX]

Nicely done, CP.

[KenP]

I guess that's a safer response then getting out, running up to her window and asking," WTF are you lookin' at?"

[ree]

CP, you're such a terrorist...the good kind of terrorist that is

[DDWH]

LMFAO!!!!!

[Orbital H2]

CP
Don't lower yourself to the level of some jealous idiot just because a look, HOWEVER!!!, I do agree with doing that to some slimebag liberal with a Kerry sticker displayed anywhere on their vehicle.

[dochummer]

HAHAHA! Merry Christmas CP! I hope you didn't have HID's installed....

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">dislike (like before but better.) waving hands, throwing them up. I </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's really fun when you have 4 lights on your grill and four more up top on your GOBI rack and you flip them all on that assss that just cut you off.

[NoMoGMPG]

I do the "lane drift" thing all the time. When I get cut off or tailgated, I don't gesticulate, I'm patient. I wait til I either pass them back up or they pass me, then I casually squeeeeeze over towards them. Freaks them out when all they can see is spinning tire at their window.

[BlueTJCO]

i grab for the heaviest object I can find and I throw it at the mother****ers as hard as I can and hope I damage the **** out of something.......but then again, I drive a jeep

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I guess that's a safer response then getting out, running up to her window and asking," WTF are you lookin' at?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That would take to long her to do at a light.
Got to get the latter out, climb down, run over for discussion, run back, climb latter to get back it, pull latter back in

BTW, nice job CP

[ShaggyX]

So shaking her head back and forth and having a Kerry sticker justifies you driving like an ass and trying to blind her. Gee...i wonder where Hummer owners get their bad reputation from?

[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
It's really fun when you have 4 lights on your grill and four more up top on your GOBI rack and you flip them all on that assss that just cut you off. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

God, I miss my overhead and grill lights from my old truck!!! Oh, Santa...!!!