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Old 09-22-2006, 06:37 AM
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Default 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR



(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on the track interfere with the race.



# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...



#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways


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# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
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OMG...ROFLMFAO
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Too funny.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yea, pimpin appropriate on a Hummer forum for sure.

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That's pretty funny.

BUT....
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ace/index.html

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Is that his church fire suit- it looks silky.

That is wrong.
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lol


WRT bill lester, ... i bet he speaks english more comfortably than jive. nascar strikes me as sensible that way
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