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07-14-2007, 04:06 AM
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Hallmark Cards
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep
your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you sa y we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and
there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas & West Virginia)
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help
but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratul ations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
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07-14-2007, 04:09 AM
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Re: Hallmark Cards
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07-14-2007, 04:12 AM
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Re: Hallmark Cards
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07-14-2007, 04:19 AM
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Re: Hallmark Cards
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiHummer3
X2!!
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07-14-2007, 04:42 AM
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Re: Hallmark Cards
It'd be funnier if they actually made those...
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07-14-2007, 07:47 AM
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Re: Hallmark Cards
my kinda cards !!!
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07-14-2007, 11:13 AM
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Re: Hallmark Cards
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Re: Hallmark Cards
I liked many of those one-liners.
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