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Is it normal for pregnant women to clean like a son-of-a-bish just before giving birth?
Our house is always clean, but Tubby is going overboard. Hell, we've got two weeks until the "official" due date. Sheez.... there's time.... (nevermind that punkette #2 came 13 days early)
She even made me get new carpet in the baby's room. Instead of cleaning the walls, she made me paint them. Presummably to seal up the wall germs I guess.
I'm afraid she's going to make me wear scrubs, mask and gloves pretty soon.
Honestly, is it really necessary to disinfect the tops of the fridge and tv. I mean the little slug won't be able to reach up there for a few years anyway, right?
I swear, if she tells me to stop pissing on the toilet seat one more time I think I'm going to blow a gasket!
Your thoughts please...
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ha! sucker!
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01-31-2008, 07:55 PM
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I just think she knows her hands will be full the next few months and she wont have time to do much cleaning. Thus, she wants to basically do some early Spring cleaning sense she will be neglecting that part of her job.
So tell TUBBY the kid is NO excuse and that as soon as she shoots this one out she better get right back to the sweeping and dusting 
I will run and hide now.
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Well, she obviously hasn't done a good enough job, if your ass isn't on the curb.
You get no sympathies from me, bub.
Now where the hell is my husband? He's supposed to be staining the decks....
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What do you expect? Your just another no good sperm spreader! 
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What do you expect? Your just another no good sperm spreader! |
HAHA!! Yesterday she looked especially hot. We went out to eat and all I could think was, "Damn right guys, she's hot and my boys swim. Gals, eat your hearts out." 
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HAHA!! Yesterday she looked especially hot. We went out to eat and all I could think was, "Damn right guys, she's hot and my boys swim. Gals, eat your hearts out." |
PREGGO BOOBIES ROCK
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Happy tits.
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Uh-oh, it could be that she is trying to tell you to start doing more around the house -- you know, follow her lead! No more surfing for porn....
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Uh-oh, it could be that she is trying to tell you to start doing more around the house -- you know, follow her lead! No more surfing for porn....
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Wouldn't it be cheaper if you just knocked up the maid...
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"Tubby" and "deck staining" made me ROTFL.
Probably because I know the four of you too well.
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"Tubby" and "deck staining" made me ROTFL.
Probably because I know the four of you too well.
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Is it normal for pregnant women to clean like a son-of-a-bish just before giving birth?
Our house is always clean, but Tubby is going overboard. Hell, we've got two weeks until the "official" due date. Sheez.... there's time.... (nevermind that punkette #2 came 13 days early)
She even made me get new carpet in the baby's room. Instead of cleaning the walls, she made me paint them. Presummably to seal up the wall germs I guess.
I'm afraid she's going to make me wear scrubs, mask and gloves pretty soon.
Honestly, is it really necessary to disinfect the tops of the fridge and tv. I mean the little slug won't be able to reach up there for a few years anyway, right?
I swear, if she tells me to stop pissing on the toilet seat one more time I think I'm going to blow a gasket!
Your thoughts please...
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Couldnt happen to a nicer couple!!
Congrats
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this thread is worthless without pics!
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It is funny that we haven't seen any CP, pregger pics to chop.
Good for Ken for not doing that. CP should kiss the ground he walks on. She's lucky to have him. I hope she thanks god every day that he settled for her.
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Good for Ken for not doing that. CP should kiss the ground he walks on. She's lucky to have him. I hope she thanks god every day that he settled for her.
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