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02-20-2008, 06:59 PM
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Condoms
A man was in a long line at Wal-mart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, 'What size?'
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and then called over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'
A few customers back was an 18-year-old virgin. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...
'Cleanup, Register 5.'
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02-20-2008, 11:08 PM
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Re: Condoms
Thats why you should aways wear a condom at Wal Mart
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02-21-2008, 07:42 AM
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Re: Condoms
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02-22-2008, 05:33 PM
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Re: Condoms
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02-22-2008, 06:22 PM
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Re: Condoms
ROFL!!
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02-23-2008, 08:48 AM
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Re: Condoms
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